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Published:May 1st, 2016 08:30 EST

All-female Ghostbusters Reboot is an Abomination! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"As of right now, the Ghostbusters reboot trailer has 552,000 dislikes, and that number keeps rising. In fact, just yesterday ScreenCrush reported that the trailer had 507,000. Let`s put that into perspective for a second. ScreenCrush also pointed out that last year`s Fantastic Four trailer has less than 8,000 dislikes, and the Ridiculous Six trailer a film with zero percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes only has 5,000 dislikes.


Update to my article:

Outrage! All-Female Ghostbusters Crew Clad in Iconic But Unsexy Uniforms

I received emails branding me a misogynist and a male chauvinist pig after this article was published, but it turns out that millions of Americans share my sentiments.

If I had ghosts popping out of my toilet bowl and sleeping in my bed, I tell you who I ain`t calling! I ain`t gonna call the all-female posse of Ghostbusters.

Although I must admit they are so ugly they might scare away even the most horrifying ghosts. I get it that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and I`m down with the concept that beauty comes in all sizes and shapes, but did the producers of the Ghostbusters reboot have to hire the ugliest and fattest actresses in Hollywood?

Not only will I refuse to see the Ghostbusters reboot, but I`m going to picket the execrable flick. No amount of brainwashing will convince me that Melissa McCarthy or Leslie Jones are attractive, movie-going should be escapist entertainment not torture.

Enough with this political-correct tomfoolery, and to hell with the all-female Ghostbusters movie!
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