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Published:May 1st, 2016 17:08 EST

Satanists Complain That Ted Cruz is Being Compared to Lucifer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"High profile Satanists are rejecting former House Speaker John Boehner`s suggestion that Ted Cruz is `Lucifer in the flesh,` highlighting the fact that even bonafide devil worshippers, like many in the GOP establishment, want nothing to do with the Texas senator. According to ABC News, Church of Satan high priest Magus Peter Howard Gilmore announced in a statement that: Having a conservative Christian likened to Lucifer " one who opposes equal rights for same sex couples and promotes the ability to deny services to any with different values " we Satanists see as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character as portrayed by Milton in his epic `Paradise Lost.`"


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Satanists, Christians, adherents of other faiths and atheists all agree that Ted Cruz is a miserable son of a bitch.

There is an irresistible urge by Christians to compare Cruz to the most loathsome entity in their belief system, Lucifer.

But it`s unfair to Lucifer and Satanists to compare the execrable right-wing politician to the Prince of Darkness.

Lucifer doesn`t exactly have any redeeming qualities, but he is able to deceive humans by presenting himself as an angel of light. Cruz is so transparently evil that most voters see right through him, that`s why he`s getting smoked by Donald Trump.

According to the Bible Lucifer`s pride and ego resulting in him getting booted from heaven:

How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, `I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High. But you are brought down to the realm of the dead, to the depths of the pit.

Like Satan Cruz has an inflated ego and unbridled pride, and like Lucifer he will be humiliated. Maybe Trump will find a place for Cruz in his administration as his personal manservant.

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