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Published:May 14th, 2016 15:09 EST

Dinosaur Catches Fire

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Bergen County, N.J., responded to calls about a burning dinosaur at a local theme park.

Leonia police shared a photo of the attraction at Field Station Dinosaur Park, which was reduced to its metal skeleton after being engulfed by flames."



I`ve posted literally thousands of articles online since 1998, but if I never write another essay I will die with a satisfied smile on my face. Publishing a post with the title "Dinosaur Catches Fire" is the epitome of my career as a blogger.

Little does it matter that this is an inconsequential story about a dinosaur catching fire at a theme park; I bet Maureen Dowd of the New York Times has never written an editorial with such a catchy title.

Somebody write my epitaph, there`s nothing left for me to accomplish.

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Photo Credit: Wikipedia