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Published:May 14th, 2016 14:09 EST
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Dinosaur Catches Fire

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Bergen County, N.J., responded to calls about a burning dinosaur at a local theme park.

Leonia police shared a photo of the attraction at Field Station Dinosaur Park, which was reduced to its metal skeleton after being engulfed by flames."

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UPI

I`ve posted literally thousands of articles online since 1998, but if I never write another essay I will die with a satisfied smile on my face. Publishing a post with the title "Dinosaur Catches Fire" is the epitome of my career as a blogger.

Little does it matter that this is an inconsequential story about a dinosaur catching fire at a theme park; I bet Maureen Dowd of the New York Times has never written an editorial with such a catchy title.

Somebody write my epitaph, there`s nothing left for me to accomplish.

Pic of burning dinosaur:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/05/12/Dinosaur-at-New-Jersey-theme-park-catches-fire/7701463082946/?spt=sec&or=on

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Photo Credit: Wikipedia