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Published:May 14th, 2016 14:48 EST

Turtle Crashes Through Florida Woman's Windshield

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida woman had her windshield shattered when a turtle came crashing through it as she drove down a local interstate.


`Nicole Marie Bjanes shared a photo of the incident which tool place on I-4 near Deltona on Monday.

`So this happend today!` Bjanes wrote alongside photos of turtle and the shattered windshield. `On I-4 he lived and I`m ok just shaken up!`

The turtle can be seen laying on its back on Bjanes`s dashboard after Florida Highway Patrol officers say it was run over by a car in front of her."


If an alligator slithers out of a water hazard while you`re enjoying a round of golf and bites off your leg, it`s par for the course if you live in Florida.

If two blue-haired old ladies get into a fight over the last jar of Metamucil at Walmart, it`s to be expected if you live in the Sunshine State.

If you live in Miami and your car is vandalized because it had a "Long Live Fidel Castro" bumper sticker, you can`t very well act surprised.

But if a freaking turtle comes crashing through your windshield as you`re driving down a freeway in Florida, that kind of weird sh** is unusual anywhere, even in the crazy state of Florida.

Nicole Marie Bjanes must not be living right.

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