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Published:May 17th, 2016 17:43 EST

Canadian Dude Catches Giant Albino Catfish

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Canadian man made a rare catch while fishing in Winnipeg when he snagged a large albino catfish."


Canada is a desolate frigid wasteland, Canadians pass the time getting drunk on Molson beer, inventing new names for snow, and plastering their bedrooms with posters of Justin Bieber and Nickleback.

When a Canadian fisherman catches a large albino catfish it`s the most exciting thing that will ever happen in his life, he might as well fry that sucker, invite his family and friends for a last supper, and then drown himself in a frozen lake.

I love me some catfish, but I`d rather attend a Nickleback concert than eat an albino catfish.

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