May 23rd, 2016 08:55 EST
Holy Cow! Cow Falls Off Cliff, Lands on House!
"A bovine stunned villagers when it plummeted from the sky and damaged a house.
Residents of Waldfischbach-Burgalben in southwestern Germany heard a loud bang before the animal made its surprise appearance.
According to local police, the cow plunged off a 10-feet high cliff and damaged the house`s roof gutter on Saturday."
Cows may be considered divine in India, but everywhere else in the world these ridiculous-looking creatures get no respect. Cows are accused of destroying the ozone with their incessant farting, and they are always in danger of being tipped over by drunk frat boys.
This silly cow didn`t jump over the moon, but it did manage to fall off a cliff and land in the roof of a house.
You know you really have some bad karma when a freaking cow lands on your roof, fortunately neither the residents of the house or the cow was seriously injured.