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Published:May 24th, 2016 15:09 EST

Bill Clinton a Husk of His Former Self, and Hillary a Dried-out Old Prune

By Robert Paul Reyes

The Clintons` marriage of political convenience has lasted decades, it`s weathered an impeachment, too many affairs to count, myriad scandals and the scrutiny of the press.

Hillary Clinton the dowdy lesbian and Bill Clinton the flamboyant alpha male may not seem to have anything in common, but their lust for power is the glue that`s held their sham marriage together all these years.

Hillary and Slick Willy lead separate lives, at most they spend the holidays together, the rest of the time Hillary enjoys the company of Huma Abedin and Bill enjoys the company of the bimbo of the week.

I`m not a betting man but I would bet that Hillary and Bill consummated their marriage only once, to conceive Chelsea.

Bill doesn`t need Hillary, he`s content living a bachelor lifestyle. But Hillary, who is totally devoid of charisma, needs her wayward husband to breathe life into her lackluster campaign.

Hillary Clinton, Ms. feminist, recently declared that if elected, she would put her husband in charge of revitalizing the economy, "because you know he knows how to do it."

How`s that for making a statement for women`s rights, as president Hillary would cede her economic program to the philanderer-in-chief.

Hillary doesn`t realize that age and a debauched lifestyle has robbed Bill of his charisma, good looks and charming personality. Back in the day, Bill was all that and a bag of chips, but today he`s a shell of his old self. Have you seen Bill on the campaign trail, when his wife is speaking he`s staring into space with his mouth wide open. That`s his default mode, and he becomes animated only for short periods while speaking on behalf of Hillary.

Hillary never had it, and Bill has lost it, Trump is going to make mincemeat out of Hillary in the general election.

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