June 3rd, 2016 21:04 EST
Kim Kardashian the Chicken Dead of Yeast Infection! Alas Kim Kardashian the Reality Star Still Alive!
"The chicken actress Bette Midler jokingly named `Kim Kardashian` is dead of a yeast infection.
The actress-comedian has revealed that her chicken, named for the woman she often pokes fun at, recently keeled over from a yeast infection, US Weekly reported."
Bette Midler and Kim Kardashian have been feuding on Twitter forever and a day. Like any normal, decent and upright person the Divine Miss M takes exception with the reality show star`s penchant for posting nude selfies on social media.
When Kim`s naked butt failed to break the Internet, she should have interpreted that as a divine sign to stop posting skanky pics online.
Alas the clueless bimbo continues to litter the Internet with her risquÃ© images, but rest easy Midler will continue on her crusade to mock her until she turns over a new leaf.
God only knows what kind of infernal yeast in festering in Kim`s nether regions, for the sake of humanity let`s hope and pray Kim Kardashian the Reality Star will soon meet the same fate as Kim Kardashian the chicken.
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