June 8th, 2016 14:00 EST
OMG! Is Richard Simmons Transitioning into a Woman?
"Move over, Caitlyn Jenner. RadarOnline.com has learned that Richard Simmons is the latest Hollywood star to secretly undergo a sex change!
The National ENQUIRER broke the explosive news today with a jaw-dropping cover story that features never-before-seen photos of Simmons living as his female identity, Fiona. The incredible pictures of Simmons, 67, with flowing brunette locks and womanly curves are photoshop-free. And a friend of the exercise guru insisted: This is not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!"
Richard Simmons was recently hospitalized after exhibiting "bizarre behavior", that`s like arresting Snoop Dogg for being under the influence of marijuana.
Maybe the bizarre behavior consisted of the fitness guru dressed in a mini skirt and halter top going door to door asking his neighbors to sign a petition requesting that Time magazine name him Senior Citizen Woman of the Year.
If Simmons is really suffering from gender dysphoria, and he believes himself to be a woman trapped in a man`s body, at his freaking age he would be nuts to go through a sex change operation. Instead of undergoing hormone therapy and having his pecker cut off, he should just put on a wig and mascara, and call himself Fiona, Wanda or Lily.
We love wacky Simmons, and we will still be Sweating to the Oldies with him if he`s wearing sweatpants or a skirt.
At least, unlike Bruce Jenner, Simmons doesn`t have a bunch of children who will have to go through the trauma of watching crazy old dad turn into a ugly old mother.
Simmons has not been seen in public for nearly 1,000 days, it would be a ratings blockbuster if he made his debut as Fiona on Oprah Winfrey`s talk show.
Simmons has millions of fans who love him to death, and they don`t care if he wants to live as a woman, a poodle or a tree, as long as he`s doing OK, relatively speaking.