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Published:June 18th, 2016 11:20 EST
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Size Matters! Baby Hands Donald Trump is Not Qualified to be President! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The latest superPAC attack ad against Donald Trump checks all of the boxes when it comes to campaign tropes. There`s stock footage, an ominous soundtrack, `real` Americans.
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`If the White House phone rings at 3 a.m.,` the video solemnly implores viewers, in a reference to a Hillary Clinton ad from 2008, `could his little hands even pick up the receiver?`"

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At the mention of "little hands" everyone, not just Trump`s former lovers, realizes that this is an anti-Trump ad.

This devastating commercial comes courtesy of the Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands PA, and its focus is squarely on Trump`s diminutive hands.

"Tiny hands Trump" isn`t just a term of derision that the billionaire`s disappointed lovers use to refer to him, it`s a nickname that his political enemies have employed for decades. In 1986 the satirical magazine "Spy" referred to the real estate mogul as the "short-fingered vulgarian" -- what a perfect description of the man.

We all remember the debate when Trump bellowed: Look at those hands, are they small hands? Rubio referred to my hands, if they`re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there`s no problem. I guarantee.

I busted out laughing when the Trump waved his minuscule hands before the audience, he should have kept his deformed hands in his pockets. I guarantee you that if the short-fingered vulgarian really had large hands and by extension a large penis, he would have whipped his Johnson out before the debate audience to prove his point. 

Size matters, especially when it comes to presidential elections, and a candidate cursed with doll hands is unqualified to serve as president of the United States.

A president needs manly hands to keep his vice-president in check; I imagine there`s been dozens of times when Obama had to bitc* slap Joe Biden after he put his foot in his mouth. The demented reality TV star is physically incapable of bitc* slapping his vice-president or anybody else.

If Trump is elected president there will come a time when he will have to wag his finger and declare: I did not sleep with that intern! How is anybody going to take his protestation of innocence seriously when he is wagging his baby finger?

Not to mention that his freakishly small hands may not have the power to push the nuclear button, while Trump is trying to push the button in vain, thousands of nuclear missiles will be raining down on America.

Trump needs to release his official hand measurements to prove that he has what it takes to be president of the United States. Size matters and I don`t want a racist with a huge ego and baby hands as commander-in-chief.

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