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Published:June 22nd, 2016 10:33 EST
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The Horror! Firefighters Free Teen Girl Who Got Stuck Inside a Giant Barney Head

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s all fun and games until someone gets stuck in a giant Barney dinosaur head.
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That`s what happened to 15-year-old Darby Risner of Trussville, Alabama, on Sunday night, when the teen said she found a giant Barney head at a friend`s house.

Risner told ABC News today she had wanted to scare her friends with it when they came downstairs, but the prank turned into a joke on her when she couldn`t get out of the oversized dinosaur head.

When Risner sat down, she said the head wobbled and scooched down over her shoulders, stopping just above her elbows and giving her short little Barney arms."

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If I was at a friends house and I discovered a giant Barney the dinosaur head in his closet, I would leave the cursed thing in the closet, run out of his house, and never have anything to do with him again. I will not be friends with a serial killer, a terrorist or a Satanic cultist who has a Barney fetish.
 

But 15-year-old Darby Risner is too sweet and naive to realize just how wicked the world is, and she actually put on the demonic head. Needless to say the Barney head got stuck, and she had to call first responders to rescue her from her wicked predicament.

This being the age of the Internet, Darby`s ordeal has been chronicled on social media, ruining her chances of ever getting married to an upright young gentleman.

A decent young gentleman wouldn`t be unequally yoked with a girl who suffered such an embarrassing, and not to mention evil accident.

Darby might as well join a Barney cult, and devote the rest of her life making sacrifices to the twisted dinosaur.

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