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Published:June 28th, 2016 14:29 EST

The Japanese Version of Ghostbusters Theme Rocks, the American Version by Fall Out Boy & Missy Elliot Sucks!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Friends, I`ve written these three articles warning you not to see the feminist reboot of the classic film Ghostbusters:

New Ghostbusters Theme Song is an Abomination! Video!


All-female Ghostbusters Reboot is an Abomination! Video!

Outrage! All-Female Ghostbusters Crew Clad in Iconic But Unsexy Uniforms

If a friend warned me that the cute new temp has AIDS, herpes, syphilis, a red rash on her genitals and the flu, I`d give up the fantasy of knocking boots with her, and the skank would be lucky if I so much as patted her on the back.

The new Ghostbusters movie is a hot steaming pile of dog crap, and the new Ghostbusters theme song by Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot is a long tall glass of lukewarm piss.

The new Ghosbusters movie sucks big time, but four Japanese comedians (Tomochika, Oniyakko Tsubaki, Naomi Watanabe and Shizuyo Yamasaki) have saved the day! The ladies are decked out in Ghostbusters gear, singing along to the song, and they seem to be having a great time. They perfectly capture the goofy vibe of the original movie.

Watch this Japanese theme song to Ghostbusters, instead of watching the execrable reboot:

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