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Published:June 30th, 2016 20:43 EST

Cop Break Down Door to Rescue Woman -- A Blow-up Sex Doll

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in the Dutch capital said they kicked down the door to an apartment to rescue a woman who turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.


Amsterdam police said in a Facebook post officers were called to the apartment Tuesday by neighbors who reported looking into the apartment`s window and seeing a woman standing motionless for a long period of time.

Police said officers spotted the woman, dressed only in her underwear, standing at the window and not moving despite them ringing the doorbell and knocking on the door."


When the woman failed to respond to the doorbell the cops kicked in the door, only to discover that she was an inflatable sex doll.

You may be thinking that the apartment owner left the sex doll standing by the window to deter burglars, but you would be dead wrong.

The sex doll was clad only in underwear, any dude who sees a woman clad only in her underwear will be transfixed and stare at her until Kingdom Come. He would quickly conclude that it`s a mannequin or a sex doll -- so there goes the deterrence theory.

Obviously the owner of the apartment is a freak who lets his freak flag fly high; he wants his neighbors to know he`s a frekazoid.

Officers moved the blow-up doll away from the window to prevent any more false calls to 911.

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