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Published:July 6th, 2016 15:46 EST
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Pizza Roll Fight Ends in Arrest for N.C. Couple

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A couple in North Carolina were taken into police custody after authorities say the two assaulted each other with pizza rolls.

According to police, the incident occurred around 1 a.m. on Independence Day when Brad Scott Beard, 24, and Samantha Brooke Canipe, 21, got into an argument and began throwing pizza rolls at each other.
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The couple were booked into the Gaston County Jail on Monday morning where Beard was charged with assault on a female and Canipe was charged with simple assault."

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Thanks goodness they weren`t eating BBQ ribs, flinging ribs could cause serious bodily injury.

However if the pizza rolls were frozen, they could put out an eye if thrown with sufficient force.

I hate  pizza rolls, given a choice between eating one or throwing one at a person I don`t like, I`d choose the latter option.

This zany couple is now celebrating independence from each other.

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