"A tour guide in Brazil snapped a once-in-a-lifetime selfie with a friendly sloth he found lounging in a tree.
Marcelo Sueth, an adventure tour guide based out of Rio de Janeiro, said he was on a trail near the city last month when he spotted the sloth relaxing on a tree branch.
The tour guide used a selfie stick to snap a shot of himself with the seemingly smiling mammal as it posed with one arm hanging off the tree."
I`m persuaded that narcissists with a penchant for snapping selfies will forever be tormented in hell by demons examining their orifices with red-hot selfie sticks.
But I`m not content with the knowledge that selfie-taking twits will be punished in the afterlife, they should be scorned and banished from polite society in this life.
Out of the gazillion and one selfies that have been posted online, this is the only one that I like: