"Dolly, Pittsburgh cat and official mascot for WearWoof, a nonprofit dedicated to pets in western Pennsylvania, has announced her campaign for president of the United States, running on the platform #FixAmerica. And don`t worry if that sounds a little too similar to the slogan of a certain orange man " by fix, " Dolly is talking about spaying and neutering your pets. Donations to the campaign go toward providing low-cost spaying and neutering services, as well as procedures for feral and stray cats through trap-neuter-return programs."
The presidential election has come down to a choice between a woman who is mired in corruption and a man who is racist to the core, is it any wonder that Americans are desperately looking for a 3rd party alternative?
If the Green Party, the Libertarian Party, and the Communist Party aren`t exactly your cup of tea, I beseech you to consider casting your vote for Dolly the Cat.
It`s time for a female president, and Dolly the Cat is a much better choice than the untrustworthy, corrupt and deceitful Hillary Clinton.
It`s time that we backed an animal for the highest office, but let`s make the first animal president a kitty cat and not that jackass Donald Trump.
I know it`s not politically correct to mention a female candidate`s physical attractiveness, but Dolly is simply adorable, she`s the cutest presidential candidate in history.
It`s perfectly legal to write in Dolly for President of the United States, demonstrate that you`re with her, and let`s make America Great Again.
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