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Published:July 25th, 2016 10:06 EST
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It's Raining Beer in Denver

By Robert Paul Reyes

"On Wednesday, a semi truck carrying beer caused delays on eastbound Interstate 70 and northbound Interstate 25, after it rolled over on a ramp, spilling countless cans of beer onto the highway below. No injuries were reported in that crash."

Denver 7 ABC


We`re all familiar with the song: Pennies from Heaven.

Oh, every time it rains
It rains
Pennies from heaven
Don`t you know
Each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven


But who the hell wants to get caught in a storm that`s raining pennies from heaven. Pennies aren`t worth anything, and pennies falling from such a great height are guaranteed to kill you.

And we`re all familiar with the song: It`s Raining Men.

It`s Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It`s Raining Men! Amen!
I`m gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It`s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It`s Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean


But I ain`t gay, and I`m not down with that!

A songwriter needs to pen a song with the title "It`s Raining Beer", that`s what happened in Denver when a beer truck crashed spilling countless cans of beer on the highway below.

Beer raining down from heaven in a city where recreational marijuana is legal, that`s my idea of heaven.

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