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Published:July 28th, 2016 10:33 EST

You Need to See Donald Trump`s Late Mom's Hairstyle! It Will Blow Your Mind!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"He got it from his mama. Twitter is going wild over an old photo of Donald Trump`s late mother, Mary Trump, in which she sports an almost identical hairstyle to that of her son.

In the screen grab from a 1997 interview with Australian TV network Foxtel, Mary is seen with an extremely tall and swoopy combover in the exact same shade as the Republican presidential nominee`s famous coif. She`s wearing big gold earrings and a large pearl necklace, and the uncanny family resemblance is undeniable."


Prepare for your freaking mind to be blown! In this old photograph Donald Trump`s late mother, Mary Trump, sports an identical hairstyle to that of her son. The comb doesn`t fall far from the poofy hair.

This photograph will give me nightmares for the rest of my life, I will dream that a naked Mary Trump and Donald Trump will be chasing me, begging me to have sex with them. Yes that`s a disturbing thought, but it`s a disturbing photograph.

When I first saw the pic of Mary Trump I thought it was Donald Trump in drag! Dear Holy God, I must search the Internet for nude pics of Britney Spears to erase the image of Mary Trump from my mind.

Are there any photos of Donald Trump`s late father? I would bet my life savings that his hands are even smaller than his son`s.