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Published:July 30th, 2016 16:01 EST
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Dog Crashes into Walmart

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Shoppers couldn`t believe who was behind the wheel after a car crashed into the Wayne Walmart on Friday.

A witness tells WSAZ she was standing in front of the store when she noticed a car started moving from its parking space at the front of the lot in her direction.

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The woman says the car slowly moved straight toward her, and she at first guessed the driver was someone she knew who was messing with her.

That is until she noticed the face of the driver was a dog`s.

The woman got out of the way, and the car crashed into the store."

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Four things:

Number 1:  I commend the driver for leaving the car running, with the air conditioning on, while she shopped at Walmart. It`s a crime, literally, to leave a dog in a car, with the windows down, on a hot day.

Number 2: The driver is in her late 70`s; her dog is probably a better driver.

Number 3: No foul, no harm.  Neither the dog nor any shoppers were injured, and the car suffered only minor damage.

Number 4: The Walmart was slightly damaged, but it`s a freaking evil Walmart, so who cares?

The elderly driver was able to drive her car home, and she probably crashed into her house.

Read More:

http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/388713732.html

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