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Published:August 1st, 2016 10:24 EST

Does a Bear Crap in the Woods?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Colorado couple woke up this week to a shocking discovery -- a bear that had closed itself inside their SUV.

David and Shaylee Meurer said the bear was discovered about 8 a.m. Thursday, when David was getting ready for work at their Jefferson County home.

`This is the first time in my life that my husband woke me up saying that there`s a bear in his car,` Shaylee Meurer said in a video posted to YouTube."


Does a bear crap in the woods? Damn skippy he does, but if he`s trapped inside your vehicle, that`s where he`s going to dump his load. The desperate animal is also going to tear apart the inside of your car, in an attempt to escape and return to his idyllic life of crapping in the woods.

A brave neighbor opened a door to the car and the mischievous adorable bear cub ran away to the woods, where he is crapping his little heart out right about now.

Moral of this story: If you don`t want a bear using your automobile as an outhouse, lock it and don`t leave any snacks inside.

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