August 3rd, 2016 14:45 EST
1,000 Robots Dance in Unison to Set World Record: Video
"A total 1,007 small robots completed a synchronized dance routine in China to boogie their way into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Guinness adjudicator Wu Xiaohong said the robots had to dance for at least a minute without stopping or falling over to qualify for the record."
One thousands robots performing a synchronized dance routine is scarier than 1,000 naked crack head strippers twerking to "La Macarena."
What`s scarier than hell is that there`s actually a Guinness World Record for this abomination, Armageddon is right around the corner. This event took place during the 2016 Qingdao International Beer Festival; I could not have witnessed this terrifying spectacle without drinking a dozen beers.
My advice is to get drunk as a skunk before watching the video at the bottom of this page.
Photo Credit: Wikipedia