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Published:August 6th, 2016 10:09 EST
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Man, 90, Complains to Cops that Hooker Ripped Him Off

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 90-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after he called police to report that the woman stole a piece of jewelry after he paid her $100 to perform a sex act.

When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied: I don`t give a fuc*. I`m 90 years old for Christs sake."

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What is the world coming to when a 90-year-old geezer is arrested for soliciting a prostitute?

A man who survives to the age of 90 should receive a free bus pass, free adult diapers, and a free monthly session with a working girl.

The only crime committed here is that this gentleman paid $100 to a hooker for a lousy b-job.

When you are 90-years-old your motto is: I don`t give a fluck! I`m not quite that old, and I still give a fluck, and I hope a sex worker with a heart of gold takes pity on this old goat and gives him a minute of her time for free, that`s all it should take to satisfy the old fart.


Read More:

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ancient-john-reports-ripoff-647832

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