August 21st, 2016 19:58 EST
Blimp-shaped UFO Hovers Over Abilene, Kansas: Video
"A Kansas witness at Abilene reported watching and videotaping a blimp-shaped UFO moving over a local park, according to testimony in Case 78235 from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database."
Another UFO sighting, I have a feeling we`re not in Kansas anymore. Actually we are in Kansas, in the city of Abilene -- it seems UFO paranoia has infected even the level-headed citizens of Kansas.
A witness reported a slow-moving blimp-shaped UFO moving over a local park. What on Earth, or outside of Earth, was this object?
A blimp-shaped UFO?
A blimp-shaped cloud?
A blimp-shaped particle of dust on the camera lens?
A blimp-shaped object created by Adobe Photoshop?
We can rule out a real blimp, the Goodyear Blimp only hovers over important sporting events, and nothing of note (athletic or otherwise) every happens in Kansas.
We can also rule out a UFO-shaped blimp, because even with the aid of controlled substances nothing exciting ever happens in Kansas. Why would extraterrestrials hover over the most boring state in America?
My guess is that it was a blimp-shaped cloud, but the more hits I take on this blimp-shaped bong it`s looking more and more like a UFO mothership.
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