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Published:September 2nd, 2016 21:07 EST

'A Taco Truck on Every Corner': A Winning Slogan for a Presidential Candidate

By Robert Paul Reyes

"On Thursday, Marco Gutiérrez, a Mexican-born founder of the Latinos for Trump group (yikes), said on MSNBC that if Donald Trump loses in November, there would be `taco trucks on every corner`.


I must spell out that he meant this as a negative thing and not, as it might seem on the face of it, a great reason to vote for Hillary.

`My culture is a very dominant culture,` he told a horrified Joy Reid, who was filling in for Chris Hayes. `It is imposing and it`s causing problems. If you don`t do something about it, you`re going to have taco trucks on every corner.` "

The Guardian

During a period in our history when America was more or less homogeneous, Herbert Hoover promised voters a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. In the multicultural 21st century America a presidential candidate could run and win promising that under his administration there will be a taco truck on every corner.

I love me some tacos, and I don`t mean the bastardized Taco Bell version, I love taco truck tacos lovingly prepared by Mexicans.

I was born in San Francisco where in some sections of the city there was a taco truck on every corner, I am now living in a small city in Virginia where there are no taco trucks. A taco truck on every corner is my idea of utopia.

I think Hillary Clinton is the devil incarnate, she`s the most corrupt politician in the history of Western Civilization, but if she promised a taco truck on every corner she would have my vote.

A taco truck symbolizes the entrepreneurial spirit of America, if Donald Trump was serious about making America great again; he would give every Mexican undocumented worker a no-interest loan so he could operate a taco truck.

On Election Day there should be a taco truck parked outside of every polling place to remind citizens not to vote for the racist scumbag Donald Trump.

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