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Published:September 13th, 2016 19:09 EST

What the Hell is Going On Inside Hillary's Black Van?

By Robert Paul Reyes

The disturbing video of an unconscious Hillary Clinton being carried into a black van is the most important story of the 2016 presidential campaign.


The black van looks very foreboding, and I imagined that Hillary was being ministered to by a team of physicians, shrinks and exorcists. Maybe they even have equipment inside the van to administer electro-shock therapy.

Hillary is 69-freaking-years-old, and even though she has a litany of serious medical issues, she refuses to release her medical records -- can you blame me if my imagination runs wild?

Speaking of a wild imagination, given Hillary`s frail health and rapidly deteriorating condition, her van should get a brand new paint job so that it looks like an ambulance. It should be outfitted just like a regular ambulance complete with a gurney and a chauffeur/paramedic.

Maybe the color should remain the same, after all most hearses are black. A coffin should be installed so that Hillary can get her beauty sleep. (Doesn`t she look marvelous?)

With all the tomfoolery going on in the Hillary campaign, actually I think the damn van should be painted in psychedelic colors, and every person who enters the van should be handed a bong.  

If Hillary wins the election we`re all going to be hitting the bong. 

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