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Published:September 17th, 2016 20:09 EST
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Man Stuck in Coffee Machine Delays Train

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A railway worker became stuck in a coffee machine on board a train this morning, delaying its departure from a station.

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It happened on the 05:51 Virgin Trains service from Holyhead to London Euston, keeping the train at Rugby - due to depart at 08:47 - for more than 20 minutes.

The worker, a member of railway maintenance staff, sustained minor injuries - cuts to the hand, according to Warwickshire Fire and Rescue Service which attended the scene."

BBC

For a railway worker to get his hand caught inside a coffee machine on board a train is more embarrassing than for a child to get caught red-handed with his hand inside the cookie jar, or for a priest to get caught with his hand patting the rear end of an attractive parishioner.

I love me some coffee, but if a vending machine malfunctions and doesn`t dispense a cup of the delicious brew, I`m not going to risk injury or humiliation by sticking my hand inside the machine.

First responders used hydraulic cutting equipment to free the wanker. Don`t be a wanker if a vending machine malfunctions, just utter a curse and walk away.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37336440?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=57daccc3e4b0c27cfe0047da%26Man%20stuck%20in%20coffee%20machine%20delays%20train%26&ns_fee=0#post_57daccc3e4b0c27cfe0047da

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