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Published:September 19th, 2016 15:37 EST

Martha Stewart Endorses Hillary Clinton

By Robert Paul Reyes

"On Sunday afternoon, business heavy-hitter Martha Stewart stated in no uncertain terms that she will vote for Hillary Clinton in November.

`This is the most important election of the last hundred years,` she told CNN Money. `We have to be very certain that we elect a person who has experience, knowledge, a base of education in the world of world politics as well as domestic politics and so obviously I`m voting for Hillary Clinton.`"


It`s hardly surprising that Martha Stewart would endorse Hillary Clinton, similarities they share:

Older than dirt.

Richer than God.

Members of the old-girl lesbian club.

Criminals: Martha in an indicted felon, and Hillary should have been indicted for the email/server scandal. Hopefully Julian Assange will bless America by releasing her emails in October that will lead to her long-awaited indictment.

Penchant for wearing pantsuits.

Obviously Martha Stewart is voting for Hillary Clinton, and obviously they share the aforementioned traits.