As Halloween approaches reports of menacing clowns terrorizing citizens have reached epic proportions. Reports of clown sightings across America have continued unabated since the evil entities were first spotted in Greenville, South Carolina, back in August.
Clowns lurking in the woods, clowns menacing children in playgrounds, clowns knifing citizens ... There seems to be no end to this Clown Apocalypse.
I don`t clown around when it comes to clowns, I will go Medieval on any clown that has the audacity to show his face in public. I`m not the only one who`s had enough of clowns, there are many reports of citizens chasing clowns, and even beating them to a bloody pulp.
Parents warn your children to run away if they see a clown, and for God`s sake don`t dress your children as clowns for Halloween. Nobody dressed as a clown is safe, nor should they be in a civilized country. This clown nightmare will only end when we demonstrate that we are serious about a zero tolerance for clowns.
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