Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:October 7th, 2016 21:36 EST

New Jersey School District Bans Clown Costumes for Halloween

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Picking out a Halloween costume for school? Steer clear of the clown costumes that have caused a ruckus across the state recently.


At least one New Jersey school district has banned clown costumes this Halloween in light of a rash of creepy clown scares, threats, and attacks that have been popping up across the country."


Every school district in the country should follow the example of this New Jersey school district. Clowns pose an existential threat to our children, and all schools should be clown-free zones. It doesn`t make any sense to make schools drug-free zones, and then allow a greater evil to roam free in our schools.

Banning clowns from schools should be just the start; these evil entities must be banned from children`s parties, circuses, and every other social event. In fact, they must be banned from appearing in public, these emissaries of Satan should only feel safe donning their evil costumes in the privacy of their home.

Any parent who dresses his child as a clown for Halloween should be arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and any parent who hires a clown for his/her child`s birthday party should have his/her child taken away by Children`s Services.

Desperate times call for desperate measures; it`s time to kill all clowns. (You figure out if I`m speaking literally or figuratively.)

Read More:

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter:

Photo Credit: Wikipedia