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Published:October 9th, 2016 09:51 EST

Would You Buy a Unitard For Your Dog?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Fall, a.k.a. turtleneck season, is finally here in terms of brisk temperatures. So why shouldn`t Fido join in on the fun?

Thanks to Shed Defender, your pup can. The company specializes in dog unitards. Yes, dog unitards.

In addition to its new line being stylish, the company claims the unitards have a lot of practical benefits for your pet."


A unitard is a tight-fitting one-piece garment of stretchable fabric that covers the body from the neck to the knees or feet. Lithe female dancers look hot in a unitard, everyone else looks like a retard.

Babies look adorable in a onesie -- a baby version of a unitard. Any male who dons a unitard should be tarred, feathered and boiled alive.

Unitards isn`t a good look for canines either; I wouldn`t humiliate my pooch by making her wear a unitard. Even if the temperature drops to 20 degrees below zero, I won`t do it.

My pooch sometimes wears a bandana around her neck, but that`s it! Clothes are for people, it`s a mortal sin to make man`s best friend wear clothes.

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