"There`s nothing like a good burger, right? A company invented a burger that `bleeds` like a real burger, but it actually was created in a lab in Silicon Valley.
It looks like a hamburger, sizzles like a hamburger and even tastes like a hamburger, but this burger was actually made in a Silicon Valley lab, from plants.
`It`s a very hard thing to do, but it`s doable,` said Patrick Brown of Impossible Foods."
If you believe that a veggie burger looks, bleeds, smells, and tastes like a real burger, I have a $1 bottle of cologne to sell you that will make you look and smell just like Brad Pitt.
Biting into a sandwich that you thought was a real burger only to discover that it`s a veggie burger, is as disappointing as discovering that the beautiful escort you paid good money for is a transsexual.
The company that makes these execrable veggie burgers is aptly named "Impossible Foods", because it`s impossible to make a veggie burger that tastes good.
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