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Published:October 22nd, 2016 09:34 EST

Joe Biden Wants to Beat the Hell out of Donald Trump

By Robert Paul Reyes

"While campaigning for Hillary Clinton in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania on Friday, Joe Biden reluctantly brought up the Democratic nominee`s Republican opponent. However, considering his previous comments about Donald Trump`s lewd behavior towards women, which Biden has called `the textbook definition of sexual assault,` the outgoing vice president just couldn`t resist throwing another jab his way. Yet his remarks in Pennsylvania were decidedly more vitriolic than anything else he`s said during the 2016 election.

`The press always asks me don`t I wish I were debating him,` Biden told the crowd. `No, I wish we were in high school. I could take him behind the gym. That`s what I wish.`"


Donald Trump is taken to task, and rightfully so, for using violent imagery in his speeches. There shouldn`t be a double standard, the media should condemn Biden in the strongest possible terms for intimating that he would like to beat the hell out of Trump.

However I would love to see a death match between these two septuagenarians. Trump would be at a distinct disadvantage, he couldn`t knock out a fly with his baby hands, but he weighs as much as a baby elephant and he could always sit on Biden and suffocate the bastard.

Biden on the other hand is a wiry old coot, and he`s completely Looney Tunes, and crazy people are unpredictable. Who knows, Biden may exclaim "Sweet Mother of God, I love me some pumpkin", and proceed to eat Trump`s orange face.

Now that`s a pay-per-view match I would watch!

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