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Published:October 22nd, 2016 18:57 EST
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Taylor Swift is the Most Annoying Person in the Multiverse

By Robert Paul Reyes

Taylor Swift is the most annoying celebrity in the multiverse; there are gazillions of people living in an untold number of parallel universes who can`t stand her.

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As a male I find her physique annoying, she has the body of a 12-year-old boy, and it`s super annoying that she acts as if she is sexy! As if!

Her famous girlfriends -- including Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevingne, and Selena Gomez, always attend her concerts. That annoys me to no end!

Her Twitter wars annoy the hell out of me  -- nobody wants to read about celeb twits fighting with each other on Twitter.

Her music is simply annoying, her bubble gum songs get suck on your mind, and you just can`t shake off that shi*!

Her appropriation of elements of hip hop in some of her videos annoys me to death, gangsta she ain`t!

I love cats, but even her cat is annoying. Link to Instagram video of her annoying cat:

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/taylor-swifts-cat-meredith-wont-stop-meowing.html

When someone`s cat annoys me, you know that I`ve had as much as I can take from that person.

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