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Published:October 24th, 2016 11:07 EST

Why in God's Name is Donald Trump's Face Orange?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Donald Trump is only two weeks away from a huge humiliation, if the polls are right Crooked Hillary Clinton will defeat him in a landslide.

But Trump is only a week away from another humiliation, on Halloween thousands will mock and ridicule him by wearing Donald Trump costumes.

Trump is a villain custom-made for Halloween, with his orange complexion, cotton candy hair, tiny hands, and sphincter for a mouth he is every child`s nightmare.

What`s up with Trump`s face anyway? Most septuagenarians have dark circles under their eyes, but Trump has white circles under his, and the rest of his face pumpkin orange. If Trump`s mouth looks like a rectum, does his rectum look like a mouth? Sorry, I didn`t mean to make anyone lose his lunch.

Dear friends and neighbors get with the program! On Halloween ridicule Trump by dressing like him, and on Election Day humiliate him by voting against him.

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