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Published:December 11th, 2016 12:17 EST

Is a KFC Scented Candle Romantic?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The New Zealand wing of KFC is offering fried chicken lovers the chance to win a strange piece of merchandise: a scented candle.

The fast food eatery posted to Facebook showing a supposedly fried chicken-scented candle bearing the image of the chain`s Colonel Sanders logo.

`To go in the draw to win one just suggest another piece of KFC merchandise you`d like to see from us in the comments below`! the post said.

The eatery said the winners will be announced Monday. The post did not say how many of the candles would be made available."


There is nothing more romantic than a candlelit dinner, a floral-scented candle enhances the amorous ambience. A fried chicken-scented candle bearing the KFC logo will bring any budding sexual yearnings to a screeching halt.

There is an outside chance than a young woman might be turned on by a lobster-scented candle featuring a Red Lobster logo, but there`s zero chance that you`ll ever hear back from your date if she sees a KFC candle on your dinner table.

Sex Education 101: Men and women aren`t alike. Dudes think there`s nothing sexier than sharing a bucket of fried chicken with a hot girl while Lil` Wayne`s Pussy Monster is playing on the stereo.

Dudes pretend you have a modicum of class when you are on a date!

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