December 18th, 2016 13:15 EST
Top Ten Fake News Stories of 2016
Donald Trump Has No Path to Victory
Trump bulldozed a path to victory over Hillary, the mainstream media, billionaire donors, pundits, academia and and the Republican and Democratic establishment.
Obama Was Born in Hawaii
When one of the original birthers, Donald Trump, conceded in September 2016 that Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii, the media immediately proclaimed that the birther movement was dead.The reports of the death of the birther movement are greatly exaggerated. I will not accept that Obama was born in Hawaii until he submits his original birth certificate to document experts for examination.
War on Christmas
There is no organized war on Christmas: The media and corporations embrace and exploit Christmas, nothing drives up ratings and moves products more than jumping on the Christmas bandwagon. Christmas may be dead in secular Europe, but in Christian-dominated America businesses will do anything to pander to Christmas-loving Americans. War on Christmas? Bullcrap! I have Christmas up the wazoo!
Climate Change is Settled Science
There is a special place in hell reserved for Al Gore, Obama and every other peddler of this damn hoax. It`s poetic justice that Gore will experience global warming in hell throughout eternity.
CNN Is Unbiased
The conventional wisdom is that Fox News is conservative, MSNBC leans left and CNN is middle of the road. While it`s true that Fox panders to conservatives, and MSNBC veers sharply to the left, it`s bull that CNN is unbiased. During the presidential campaign CNN was on a mission from God to destroy, defame and ridicule Trump, while their sympathetic and fawning coverage of Hillary made me want to throw up.
Bruce Jenner is a Beautiful Woman
Until Jenner has sex reassignment surgery he`s a man, in the meantime he looks like a grotesque parody of a woman. It`s bad enough that the media wants to brainwash us into accepting that he`s a woman, but they want us to proclaim that he`s a beautiful woman. Screw political correctness and screw Bruce Jenner! The emperor has no clothes, and everyone can see that he has a dick.
Lena Dunham is a Beautiful Woman
Dunham has made a career out of exposing her naked butt on "Girls" ostensibly to promote body acceptance, the truth is that Lena is repulsive, inside and outside, and she`s nothing but a crude exhibitionist.
Islam is a Religion of Peace
There is no hope for anyone who swallows this lie, and I won`t waste any words trying to convince them otherwise.
The Supporters of Donald Trump are Racist
Every major political candidate attracts a fringe element, there are just as many racists who hate white people who supported Obama as there are racists who hate black people who supported Trump.
Pop Music is Dead
Pop music may be on life support, but as long as Adele is still performing and recording albums pop music is still alive.
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