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Published:February 1st, 2017 12:43 EST

Hillary Clinton Writing Book of Personal Essays! Boring!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Simon & Schuster will publish a collection of personal essays by Hillary Clinton this fall, the Associated Press reports. The inspiration is "favorite quotations she has drawn upon," though it will also include some material on the 2016 presidential race.

Clinton is the author of several other books, including Hard Choices; Living History; Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids` Letters to the First Pets; and It Takes a Village - the latter of which will be reissued this year.
Along with the personal-essay collection, the AP reports that she`ll be working with the speakers bureau Harry Walker Agency again.

As for the still-untitled book, it will presumably include a foreword by Katy Perry."


Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for decades, and we know everything about her politics, all-consuming ambition, and corruption, but we know next to nothing about her personal life.

Hillary is the least transparent politician in recent history, and I`m quite sure that her "personal essays" won`t reveal a kernel about her inner thoughts or her personal life. It would take a village of editors to persuade Hillary to reveal anything about her personal life.

Here are the essays that I wish would be included in her upcoming book:

Huma Abedin: The love of my life.

I will never get over the humiliation of losing to Donald Trump.

Webster Hubbell: The real father of my daughter Chelsea.

The dairy of a pantsuit-clad demented witch.

I got your server right here Mr. FBI director!

Life is too short to read even one boring essay from Hillary`s collection of essays, Katy Perry may be the only person to actually buy her book.

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