February 16th, 2017 17:58 EST
Susan Sarandon: My Sexuality is Up for Grabs for People of Any Gender! Yuck! God Help Us!
"Susan Sarandon has described her sexual orientation as open and up for grabs.
The Thelma & Louise star said she would have relationships with people of any gender but added that she is not getting many offers.
The 70-year-old mother-of-three was married to Chris Sarandon for 12 years before a 21-year relationship with actor Tim Robbins.
I had a prurient interest in Susan Sarandon`s sex life circa 1975, she was sizzling hot in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I don`t want to hear Jack about the sex life of 70-year-old thespian.
Americans love lipstick lesbians and hot bisexual women, and there`s no quicker way for a hot starlet to generate buzz than to declare herself bi or lesbian. But a septuagenarian actress can come out of the closet, and she will only elicit scorn and disgust.
Nor surprisingly Sarandon isn`t getting any offers; I wouldn`t touch Sarandon with a ten-foot pole.
Sarandon boasts that her sexual orientation is up for grabs, her morality and self-dignity are up for grabs as well.
If Sarandon writes a tell-all memoir about her romantic life when she was young and hot I might read it, but old hags shouldn`t gross people out by talking about sexual matters.
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