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Published:February 16th, 2017 17:58 EST

Susan Sarandon: My Sexuality is Up for Grabs for People of Any Gender! Yuck! God Help Us!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Susan Sarandon has described her sexual orientation as open and up for grabs.

The Thelma & Louise star said she would have relationships with people of any gender but added that she is not getting many offers.


The 70-year-old mother-of-three was married to Chris Sarandon for 12 years before a 21-year relationship with actor Tim Robbins.


I had a prurient interest in Susan Sarandon`s sex life circa 1975, she was sizzling hot in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I don`t want to hear Jack about the sex life of 70-year-old thespian.

Americans love lipstick lesbians and hot bisexual women, and there`s no quicker way for a hot starlet to generate buzz than to declare herself bi or lesbian. But a septuagenarian actress can come out of the closet, and she will only elicit scorn and disgust.

Nor surprisingly Sarandon isn`t getting any offers; I wouldn`t touch Sarandon with a ten-foot pole.

Sarandon boasts that her sexual orientation is up for grabs, her morality and self-dignity are up for grabs as well.

If Sarandon writes a tell-all memoir about her romantic life when she was young and hot I might read it, but old hags shouldn`t gross people out by talking about sexual matters.

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