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Published:February 24th, 2017 11:02 EST

Witches Mobilize to Cast a Binding Spell on President Trump

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Donald Trump`s presidency has cast a pall over the nation, so now witches are casting a spell against him.

A document making its rounds among the witch community is asking people who practice the craft to perform a monthly binding ritual until the president is removed from office.

In order to work, the mass spell must be performed at midnight EST on every waning crescent moon.

The first one is happening on Friday and will be followed by similar spell cast events on March 26, April 24 and May 23 and beyond."

Huffington Post

Donald Trump is enthralled and delighted by this mass spell witches are casting against him, nothing will unite and energize his core supporters more than knowing that they are under attack by a coven of witches straight outta hell.

Trump`s supporters crap on nuance and subtlety, they perceive everything in black and white terms, they don`t see these witches as members of an alternative religious community or as performance artists, but as emissaries of Satan hellbound on destroying their Messiah, Trump.

Millions of feminists and lesbians turned out in droves to support a real witch, Hillary Clinton, and she still lost to an Oompa Loompa from hell. Instead of casting ineffectual spells these witches should focus their efforts on voter registration drives so that Trump can be cast out of office in 2020.

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