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Published:March 4th, 2017 10:05 EST
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Dude Dies Under His Six-ton Collection of Adult Magazines

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him. And even more tragically, the man`s body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.

porn The man`s lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man`s family to save them from the shame."

Daily Mail


This article brings up a lot of questions:

Is the phrase "lonely Japanese man" redundant?

Hardcore porn videos are available online for free, why would anyone buy porn magazines? This individual must have been keeping the porn magazine industry alive all by himself.

What kind of landlord waits six months to find out why his tenant hasn`t been paying his rent? When I was a tenant if I was six days late, my landlord would be banging on my door demanding his money.

Why didn`t the floor collapse under the weight of six tons of dirty mags?

How the hell do you remove six tons of adult magazines from a house discreetly? Did the cleaning crew wrap each magazine in a brown paper?

Didn`t this wanker have a girlfriend, boyfriend or significant other that cared enough about him to come by and check on him? Rhetorical question, anybody who buys 6 tons of pornographic magazines doesn`t have any friends, let alone lovers.

What were this loser`s last words?

But God, I only bought the magazines for the articles.

The weight of my porn addiction is too much to bear.

Read More:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html

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