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Published:March 11th, 2017 17:48 EST
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OJ Simpson Could be Free and Starring in a Reality TV Show in 2017

By Robert Paul Reyes

"OJ Simpson could be released from prison as early as October, and the buzz in the reality TV industry is that some producers are getting ready to scramble to sign him.

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We`ve contacted a number of reality TV production companies, TV agents and platforms where such a show could run, and the reactions range from recoiling in disgust to pouncing on the opportunity."

TMZ

You`d think a former jock would lift weights and get in shape behind bars, but Simpson resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy on crack: He`s a bloated, overweight hunk of crap, who tips the scale at over 300 pounds,

Not good if he wants to earn a few bucks doing porn flicks, but perfect if he wants to be a contestant on the "The Biggest Loser." It would be perfect if somebody who is the biggest loser, in every sense of the word, won this reality show competition.

Simpson isn`t a star, and I`d be surprised if the bloated tumor could execute even the most basic dance move, but he just might win on "Dancing with the Stars." The judges would be terrified of giving him low scores, for fear he might stab them to death.

How about "RuPaul`s Drag Race"? I can see OJ as America`s next drag superstar. Behind bars OJ doesn`t have access to white women he can rape and decapitate, he probably knocked boots with the jailhouse drag queens. He must have picked up a tip or two along the way, I`m sure he would make a terrific heavyweight drag star.

I realize the idea of Simpson as a reality TV star makes most of my readers want to vomit, but if we can get used to the idea of a reality TV show clown as the Leader of the Free World, we can get used to anything.

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