"A grandma left a Michigan zoo with an unexpected souvenir after being struck in the face by a ball of poop. Video shared to YouTube by Jacob Mitchell shows a chimpanzee at John Ball Zoological Garden in Grand Rapids swaying back and forth in its enclosure before hurling the ball of feces up toward the crowd above. `It got grandma,` one onlooker said.
Members of the crowd laughed as the a gray-haired woman in a wheelchair turned toward a camera as the chimp`s excrement hung from her nose."
The sweet blue-haired grandma rocking on her front porch, greeting one and all with a smile and a fresh-baked cookie only exists in fairytales and black and white movies.
The old hags I`m familiar with all more likely to greet you with a wet fart than a smile, and they will hurl a string of expletives at you if you walk on their lawn.
Old people think they can get away with anything, and it truly warms our hearts when we see one of these decrepit souls get their comeuppance. "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" is a Christmas classic because the "drunk on eggnog old broad" got run over by a reindeer.
Visitors to a Michigan zoo were blessed with an unexpected treat when a chimp hurled a handful of crap at the crowd striking an old lady in a wheelchair right on the nose. "It got grandma" an onlooker shrieked in delight, and the crowd erupted in laughter.
The world is a cruel place and it seems that nothing good ever happens, that`s why we must never take these unexpected joyful moments for granted. God bless everyone is this tableau: The angry chimp, the delighted crowd, and even the hapless old lady.
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