April 27th, 2017 01:20 EST
Trending on Twitter: Donald Trump is Unintelligible
"Many have taken to Twitter today to say `Donald Trump is unintelligible` - why?
The Associated Press conducted an interview with President Trump in the Oval Office Friday and released the transcript Sunday night (read it here).
The AP notes in 16 instances that the `audio recording of the interview is unclear` and those places are flagged with ellipses or `a notation that the recording is unintelligible.`"
I have a mild form of dyslexia and when I saw that "Donald Trump is unintelligible" was trending on Twitter I thought: Well Duh! Everybody knows that Trump is unintelligent.
But Trump is not only unintelligent, he`s also unintelligible. It took us a while to figure out that when he says "Bigly" it wasn`t an ironic pet name for his penis, but that he was actually saying "Big League."
Trump doesn`t enunciate words very clearly, but even if his speech was crystal clear, we still wouldn`t know what the hell he was talking about. Allow me to channel Mr. T: Quit your jibba jabba fool. You talk a lot, but you don`t say crap!
If Trump is unintelligible to Americans, what the hell is a paranoid dictator like Kim Jong-in thinking? Did Trump just threaten to drop a MOAB in my palace or did he say my wife is one hot mother and he wants to boing her?
To preserve our sanity whenever Trump delivers a speech newspapers should simply write "Trump is unintelligible"
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