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Published:April 28th, 2017 09:44 EST

Woman Arrested For Xylophone Rage Attack

By Robert Paul Reyes

"According to investigators, Floridian April Encarnacion, 43, was collared earlier this month on a domestic battery charge after police responded to a residence in Fort Walton Beach.

Encarnacion, cops say, was in the kitchen with the male victim, who was playing a xylophone around 9:20 PM. Encarnacion--apparently not enjoying the Friday evening musical performance-- asked him to stop, according to a court filing.

When the man refused, Encarnacion dumped a pot of cold cooking grease on him."

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When I was a kid I used to drive my parents and sibling nuts banging on my Fisher Price xylophone; I can understand a person going Medieval on an adult playing a xylophone.

Although Encarnacion should be commended for her restraint, I would have boiled the pot of cooking grease before dumping it on the moron playing the musical instrument.

The only one arrested should have been the male victim, any dude who calls in the cops because a woman dumped cold cooking grease on him should turn in his "male card."

The male "victim," who wasn`t identified, is going to be greased and abused if he ever ends up in the Big House. What a freaking wimp!

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