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Published:May 19th, 2017 09:48 EST

Die Millennials! For God's Sake Just Die!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Online retailer Opening Ceremony is getting into the bizarre upscale jeans trend with a pair of $425 convertible pants from Y/Project.

The `Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans` by Y/Project are composed of a pair of high-waisted booty shorts with two pant legs that connect to the shorts via buttons.

Unlike other shorts/pants combos, these ones leave a gap between the bottom of the shorts and the tops of the pant legs."


This trend in bizarre and expensive jeans is reason #1,0001 to hate millennials. There can be no peaceful coexistence between normal people and millennials, their sense of aesthetics and their philosophy of life is anathema.

The convertible jeans are the latest weird jeans to hit the market, how can we forget the $425 jeans pre-caked with mud or the $100 pair of completely transparent clear jeans.

Millennials with their college degrees are working at Starbucks and Wal-Mart, living in their parents` basement, and relying on Uber for transportation, but they can afford a $425 pair of Jeans? Something is rotten in Denmark.

Bootie shorts and jeans are two distinct animals, and never the twain should meet. If a woman has the hips and the legs for bootie shorts, by all means she should wear them, but nobody, not even a supermodel, should wear a pair of high-waisted bootie shorts. That`s just wrong!

I am eagerly waiting for the Zombie Apocalypse, I just hope and pray that they will wipe out millennials from the face of the Earth.

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