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Published:May 26th, 2017 09:22 EST
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Chinese Driver Uses Umbrella While Driving Convertible in Rain! Write Your Own Joke!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Chinese driver who apparently didn`t want to put his convertible top up in the rain was filmed driving down the highway with an umbrella.

The video, filmed earlier this month, shows a man driving a red Mercedes-Benz convertible during a rain storm in Guangyuan, Sichuan Province."

UPI

If you look up the word "clueless" in the dictionary, you will see a photograph of this Chinese dude driving a convertible top up in the rain down the highway with an umbrella.

When I`m speeding down the freeway the last thing I want to see is an Asian driver holding an umbrella, I`d rather encounter a woman texting and applying makeup at the same time.

Asians are notoriously bad drivers, they shouldn`t be given a driver`s license unless they swear to always have both hands on the steering wheel in the 10 and 2 position.

This story confirms my belief that life is absurd, if life was fair this clueless clown would be driving a Ford Pinto and not a beautiful machine like a Mercedes-Benz convertible.

Link to video:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/05/25/Man-holds-umbrella-while-driving-convertible-in-the-rain/3081495741280/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

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