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Published:May 31st, 2017 17:31 EST

The Definitive Article on Donald Trump's 'Covfefe' Tweet

By Robert Paul Reyes

On May 31, 2017 at 12:06 at night Donald Trump posted a tweet that will be analyzed for generations to come:

Despite the negative press covfefe

This mysterious tweet remained on Trump`s Twitter feed for six hours before it was deleted.

Then on May 31, 2017 at 6:09 AM the putative Leader of the Free World posted this tweet:

Who can figure out the meaning of "covfefe"??? Enjoy!

Trump`s original tweet is a sentence fragment without a period or question mark at the end. This tweet interruptus has already spawned tens of thousands of editorials, blogs and tweets, allow me add my two cents` worth.

Trump is the most inarticulate president in history, nevertheless he has managed to add two words to the American lexicon: "Bigly" and now "Covfefe."

What does the word "covfefe" mean? Trump probably meant to type "coverage," but who the hell really knows. Our Fearless Leader has the intellectual depth of a baby, and when a baby utters a nonsense word, especially when he`s just learning to speak, the parents will debate endlessly what word he attempted to say.

Mom: Little Tommy said "mommy"! I think I`m going to cry!

Dad: You must be going deaf, he clearly said "dada"!

Mom: My little angel was looking at me when he spoke! Stop being an idiot! Tommy said "mommy"!

Dad: If he was looking at you, my bad he didn`t say "dada." He must have said "puta"!

A baby should never be left unsupervised and unmonitored for six hours, why was Trump`s nonsense tweet allowed to stay online for so long? Isn`t anybody monitoring what tomfoolery that infantile moron is posting online?

Finally let`s ponder what or who interrupted Trump from finishing his tweet. We all know that Trump has the attention span of a flea, maybe he saw a pussy on the Playboy Channel that he wanted to reach out and grab. Or maybe he felt a sudden impulse to call Sean Spicer and berate him failing to make sense of his incoherent presidential pronouncements. It could also be that he interrupted his tweet, because he needed to go to the bathroom before he soiled his diapers.

I feel guilty for having wasted time writing this essay. Who cares what "covfefe" means, Trump is a freaking idiot, and nothing he writes merits analysis.

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