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Published:June 13th, 2017 17:54 EST
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Top Ten Donald Trump Resignation Tweets

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Everyone knows that if President Trump resigns, he`ll do it on Twitter."


USA Today

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I agree if Donald Trump resigns because he`s facing certain impeachment, he`ll do it on Twitter. Here are some possible Trump resignation declarations on Twitter:


I was hounded out of office by losers. SAD!


I accomplished so many great and beautiful things in only two years. BELIEVE ME! No need to remain in office. PEACE OUT!


I hereby resign. Mike Pence will be almost as great as I was. ALMOST! He`s the "gayest" born-again Christian I know, but I love the gays!!


For last time my hands are BIG! so BIG! And with my BIG hands I type my last prez message: See ya LOSERS


COVFEFE THIS bitches! I QUIT!


When I pinched Sarah Huckabee Sanders fat butt I knew I been here too long. I freaking quit!


SPICY has beautiful brown nose. so Beautiful! I could use him as my house boy at Trump Tower


Goodbye White House, RUSSIA here I come!!


Aw Retirement GOLDEN SHOWERS GOLDEN YEARS


SESSIONS can finally exhale. I intimidated him so much when I farted he complimented me on my cologne.


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