June 16th, 2017 09:29 EST
Tiny Orange Dot on Melania's Birthday Card to Donald Trump Stumps Internet
"On Wednesday it was the 71st birthday of President Donald Trump and his wife wished him well via Twitter.
But a subtle detail on the image of a birthday card she tweeted to her husband has left many online scratching their heads -- a small orange dot.
Since she published the image on Wednesday evening, more than 40,000 users have "liked" the first lady`s post -- and many have speculated on about whatever could have caused the glaring stain."
I wouldn`t be surprised if Melania does most of her communication with her husband via Twitter, she`s been videotaped more than once swatting away his tiny hand. She doesn`t want his diminutive hands anywhere near her butt, boobs or vagina.
As far as what the small orange dot means, here`s a few thoughts:
The dot is orange and tiny, let`s hope it`s a fingerprint and not an impression left by his tiny presidential penis.
Signet ring impression
An impression left by Trump`s signet ring, his ring would feature a tiny engraved pumpkin.
Trump would have been so touched that Melania still pretends to love him, that he might have shed a tear or two. Of course any of Donald`s tears are orange after running down his fake tanned face.
Conspiracy theorists believe that this tiny mark was deliberately created to distract the American public from Russiagate.
Was Trump drinking covfefe while admiring his birthday card?
These tiny pixels may represent his soul.
What do you think, my friend?
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