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Published:June 23rd, 2017 09:36 EST
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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars."

New York Post


I readily admit that a lot of the weird stories that I cover are chickensh*t, but this tale is pregnant with literary concepts like irony and poetic justice. I may submit this essay for consideration for a Nobel Prize for Literature.

Two bird brain wankers break into a police barn housing roosters confiscated in a raid on a cockfighting ring, only to end up in the hoosegow. This couple didn`t steal the 50 chickens to feed their family, they stole the birds for use in the bloody "sport" of cockfighting.

These morons ended up with eggs on their faces, and I hope and pray that there will be at least a couple of PETA members in prison who will ensure that the male member of this couple will be fighting off cocks during his entire stint behind bars.

Read More:

http://nypost.com/2017/06/22/morons-busted-trying-to-steal-cops-cocks/

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